Cenosillicaphobia Can-Shaped Glass

For those who take an empty glass very seriously

Cenosillicaphobia is the completely real, definitely scientific fear of an empty glass… or at least it should be.

This can-shaped beer glass is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to every beer lover who knows that a dangerously low pour deserves immediate attention. Featuring a clean, modern response chart printed directly onto the glass, it tracks the emotional and physical condition of the “patient” as beer levels decline.

From Full Glass calm to Glass Almost Empty critical status, this glass turns every pour into a visual joke that craft beer fans will instantly get.

Perfect for home bars, brew days, gifts, or just winding up your mates.

The Response Chart

• Full Glass
• Patient stable. No obvious signs of cenosillicaphobia detected.
• Half Glass
• Behaviour may begin to deteriorate. Reduced concentration likely. Beer fridge checking advised.
• Glass Almost Empty
• Critical condition. Immediate refill recommended.

All in good fun. No actual medical advice given. Probably.

Product Details



• Can-shaped glass design
• Volume: 16 oz / 473 ml
• High-quality clear glass
• Printed design with crisp white and yellow detailing
• Suitable for beer, cider, soft drinks or experimental homebrew pours
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe (hand wash recommended)